Name:	The Flowers
	Alias:	Yeah, right.
	Gender:	Female and/or effeminate
	Accessory:	Petals, I guess
	Comedy Characteristic:	Shaking with excitement and fear, and gossiping in a manner reminiscent of Thomas the Tank Engine's carriages, Annie and Clarabel.
	Quote:	'Oh no!'
	Fear Factor:	0

Quite what the story behind the flowers is, is anybody's guess. If Teletubbies is a piece of Greek theatre (and the way the characters are, as Aristotle demands, in service to the plot, in the most directly observable fashion (plot being disseminated by the narrator and immediately obeyed by Teletubbie characters), forms convincing proof that this is exactly what the program is) then the flowers are the chorus.