The Sun

Name: The Sun
Alias: The Starchild.
Gender: None.
Accessory: Halo of glowy bits.
Comedy Characteristic: None, really. It's just a bit cute.
Quote: 'Eheyyyy'
Fear Factor: -9

The Starchild is a relic of a more optimistic, pre-holocaust past. It was created by a vastly more advanced alien race to save humanity from itself, but humanity had other plans. It is in a state of permanent arrested development, content to sit by and enjoy the spectacle of Tinky Winky being surprised by the contents of his handbag.

Again!