Name:	Tinky Winky
	Alias:	Dave Thompson
	Gender:	Male
	Accessory:	Handbag
	Comedy Characteristic:	Tends to fall over a lot
	Quote:	'Cubbie Custard'
	Fear Factor:	2

Teletubbies? TV-tubbies more like.

Tinky Winky is the largest and oldest of the Teletubbies. He is blue, has a triangular antenna, and is a transvestite. He is rarely to be seen without his handbag, and gets very excited when he's allowed to wear a tu-tu.

Tinky Winky is in love with Dipsy. It is probable that they had an affair, or at least a sexual liason, at some point in the past. Sadly Dipsy is no longer interested, and Tinky Winky is sometimes to be seen standing alone on a hillock, staring out into space and thinking about what once was, and what might have been.

Tinky Winky also has no sense of rhythm, and is prone to falling over in a peculiarly studied fashion.